>-/-\-<  /\			~~~ WELCOME! ~~~
      \^ \__/ ^|	If you're not called Lindsay, you
      /.--...--.\	might be an intruder! If you are
     / \(O) (o)/ \	an intruder? Please hold still so
    ^^^_[<>]_^^^_/	that the raccoons can eat you.
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